Saturday, 24 May 2008

Sexcrime

You'd think I could get some, somewhere, wouldn't you?


Or, at the very worst, goodsex?


But instead every day I wearily pull on my Anti-Sex League sash and put up posters about Artsem.

Oh how those marches satisfy me, and the long lectures on "Ingsoc in Relation to Chess".

2 comments:

Crushed said...

You need to go to more Two Minute hates...

That's where all the good party women are!

The Tin Drummer said...

Yes... I had heard that, but I find that they're too busy salivating over BB. I mean with his bloody great big stupid moustache what has he got that i haven't????

OK OK so I'm an unperson but that's hardly the point is it? I don't have an uncock do I?

Or maybe I do.