Saturday, 24 May 2008


You'd think I could get some, somewhere, wouldn't you?

Or, at the very worst, goodsex?

But instead every day I wearily pull on my Anti-Sex League sash and put up posters about Artsem.

Oh how those marches satisfy me, and the long lectures on "Ingsoc in Relation to Chess".


Crushed said...

You need to go to more Two Minute hates...

That's where all the good party women are!

The Tin Drummer said...

Yes... I had heard that, but I find that they're too busy salivating over BB. I mean with his bloody great big stupid moustache what has he got that i haven't????

OK OK so I'm an unperson but that's hardly the point is it? I don't have an uncock do I?

Or maybe I do.