Woooow! I was like, at this big like placee - Jeeesus, do I have to do this? yeah, so shut the fuck up - , and some dude was like in red and he was kickin it like good, man he was the dude, he like held up this big bit of wood -oh my god I want to die - and then he _OMG_ kissed it!!!! Hey man what kind of porn wos tat? Funneee! Yeah man I was like wot? But then - er, I mean ven - he like did other stuff too - 2- like give owt - is this right? - bits ov bred. Peepl -that's fine - they like took ve brd and like ET it - fucking hell is it hometime yet? No fucking get on with it you slackwitted twat - and then it was like, all quit - you mean QUIET you idiot, no he's rite, quit is good, oh fuck I really really want to die - and then we like went home.....
cross posted from my Facebook page, but with unaccountable interventions from the Facebook staff.
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Um much as I like your cheeks, er, sweet, I don't think so. I jealousy separate my facebook from my blogging identities, like America separates its church from its, er, state. It's literally more than my job's worth.
Besides, my real name is Johnny Fartpants, so it might be embarrassing.
No, it isn't really.
"I jealousy separate my facebook from my blogging identities..."
That's probably very, very wise... ;)
Pah! Facebook is so last month. All the cool kids are on Twitter now!
Sweet - happy Easter to you too.
Matt - sorry, Twitter is too cool for me. Who's going to sign up to follow me going to the bog, pub & sleeping?
Julia - yes it is wise, and needfully so, or I will undoubtedly be fired.
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