Thursday 21 August 2008

The Boys of Summer

Are sitting at home getting fat, playing on the PS3: or else getting pissed under the smoking shelter while the rain batters the corrugated plastic; or else watching Olympics thinking those guys are all on drugs; or else forgetting the cricket; or else thinking that Frank Lampard is half the athlete of Chris Hoy and about a million times the money; or else shagging everything in sight on an Ibizan beach, or street, or in a club; or else being arrested for being a nobhead; or else getting a tattoo on the upper arm.

The worst thing...I told you...in the world (see post below for hint).

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