Friday, 26 January 2007

Dummer Bangs On

*in which the tin drummer speaks in the rhetoric of BB to give his thoughts on the Defending the Blog Controversy*

Comrades,

Why does the drummer bellyfeel Blogpower?

Comrades, you answerfind in the fundamental principles of drumsoc: goodthink, (which is also freethink), crimethink (which, comrades, is goodthinkful if you are drumsocwise, imagicomsocwise or highamsocwise) and otherthink. What is otherthink? Comrades, otherthink is a basic principle of drumsoc. It is allthink in allwise: but, comrades, a blog we must bellyfeel. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel blogpower. Blogpower means thinkwise. Otherthink and allthink are bellyfeeled by BPcomrades.

Comrades, thuswise we are problemwise. Allthink and otherthink are unstoplike concepts in the drumsoc mind. The drumblog goodwise is to the drummer. But the drumblog is the drummer's ownlife - all blogs are ownblogs. DTB is BP voicewise, is the sealike soul of allthinking bloggers.

Comrades, it is reasonlike that allthinks are good and plusgood. DTB is freelike, meaning it is unbounded by rules, like ingsoc: but, comrades, dtb is also adminworklike: it is fruitlike of admintoil, whose goodthink is to keep DTB as freelike as it is doubleplusgood.

So, comrades, it is with stalinheart that the drummer speaks dtb brothers and sisters that they must keep allthinks goodthinkwise on dtb: ungood thinks must not dtb existwise - blogpowerers bellyfeel friendness. Ungood thinks may be ownblog thoughts but blogpoweres must unpromote ungoodthinks on dtb or otherblogs. Blogpowerers must bellyfeel allfreeideas on dtb. Blogpowerers must bellyfeel freeness and existness of others on dtb and linkwise. Blogpowerers may crimethink erase if that is goodwise to them on ownblogs.

Comrades -

the drummer comradesloves. He speaks goodthink and happythink. Listen drummerwise and comment if you agree drummerwise. If you think drummerspeak is crimethink - then unspeak your thinks.

8 comments:

james higham said...

U real droog. Now let's find devotchka. Fun show.

puddlejumper said...

Have you been reading a clockwork orange?

Pub Philosopher said...

What the....?

Have you been drinking?

The Tin Drummer said...

You cheeky buggers. That's supposed to be Newspeak - you know, 1984 and all that?

ThunderDragon said...

Whatever you've had, I want some.

Ian Grey said...

I was going to point out you were 23 years too late...

Not a doubleplusungood effort...

The Tin Drummer said...

Thanks Comrade. It was BB's idea, of course...

james higham said...

Tsaguddropwe'ad. Drummerandme. Ywannsum?