Saturday 25 November 2006

The Bleedin' Obvious

If you go to this BBC page you see a link to an audio/video thingy called "Health Risks of Polonium 210".

May I respectfully suggest some future articles for the BBC's hard pressed health department:

"Abortion 'kills foetuses' study claims"
"Health Risks of knife in the heart examined"
"Death is a killer, scientist says"
"Boot in the bollocks - painful?"
"Playing sport is 'exercise' claims study"
"Health risks of smoking 90 a day examined"
"Sexual disease rates could be improved by changing behavour, claims stupid study by ridiculous fundamentalist"

Now that I put it like this, is there any link between the Daily Mail and the BBC's Health Department?

1 comment:

James Higham said...

"Boot in the bollocks - painful?"

This is the best one.